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Lagi-lagi Microsoft yang kena...
(yang pertama bisa dilihat di post yang ini)

Requirements:
Microsoft Visio 2003

Steps:
1. File -> New (bebas diagram apa aja)
2. File -> Save As (di bagian filter, pilih .bmp, .jpg, .png, apa aja deh format gambar yang umum...)

Apakah anda melihat dialog box seperti ini?

Mr. Montblanc
Centurio Clan
Rabanastre, North End 12
Dalmasca, Ivalice


Dear Sir,

I am Daniel Albert, a student from Universitas Indonesia, interested to joining internship in your company, because internship is one of stupid mandatory courses in my college. I would like to accompalish it during my holiday, which is between June and August 2007... Wait, where's my holiday then?

Anyway, currently I am sixth term student at Faculty of Computer Science, with current GPA *** out of 4.00. My interests are dealing with gaming, browsing, and listening mp3s. I am not ready to work independently, unless you put me in a team, consisting at least one of my close friend. I am also a hard working person, only when there's an exam at the next day.

I've attached my Curriculum Vitae to this letter. I hope it'll give enough information for you, therefore I don't have to come to you for an interview (I hate interviews, I admit it...). If it didn't, well, I won't have any choice then.

Thank you for your attention. Bye...


Worst regards,


Daniel Albert


*edited
salah judul dan salah salutation...
sedikit grammar error...
fixed.

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Beberapa kebodohan yang pernah gw lakukan ketika ngoding di Java:




Logically Stupid



(1) - Unnecessary Checking

boolean b;
...
if(b==true)
   object.setEnabled(true);
else
   object.setEnabled(false);

(2) - Unnecessary Variable

int x = 35;
for(int i=0; i<objects.length; i++)
{
   objects[i].setValue(x);
   x++;
}

Practically Stupid



(3) - Do you know there's a class named "Arrays" ?

for(int i=0; i<objects.length; i++)
{
   System.out.println(objects[i].toString());
}

(4) - There're so many keywords in Java, one of them is...

try
{
   String x = (String) object;
}
catch(ClassCastException ex)
{
   System.out.println("object bukan sebuah string");
}

*edited
~ did a mistake in previous post...